Meldrick:
"Wow, my own inflatable Peter Jennings doll!
Meldrick:
The pleats on his belly there allow him to take in vast quantities of water, then strain out the plankton with his baleen frills.
Meldrick:
"Wow, Jesus, it's you! I'll never doubt you again, hi 5!"[SLAP] "Ow, damn you, Thomas!"
teambanzai:
...no I'm serious should confessionals have glory holes?
Agent_Moldy:
Always remember to stay indoors when Zeus decides to play 'lawn darts'. And that's one to grow on, kiddies!
Hinermad:
Simon says "Sit on your foundation." Simon says "Stay still." Collapse from termite damage! You're out! I didn't say "Simon says"!
soultron668:
the barbie dream, er.... irish cottage playset, comes with famine and poverty.
soultron668:
gilligan's island had this sign pointing to each important city, but they couldn't fix a hole in a boat on a island filled with fucking trees.
teambanzai:
*click* Okay Osama how about this as a target? No way you ever try to park there? We could desimate the silcone valley. Too late.
amycamus:
"Hey Marin! Suck my peninsula!"
amycamus:
Um, what is a sentence you'll never hear in the Bay Area, Alex?
Bride_of_Camustein:
May, 2003. The S.S. Caution Filling May Be Hot leaves Newport News to patrol the shores of that newest member of the Axis of Evil, California.
teambanzai:
Imagine coming all this way and finding America closed for the winter. Crap! Well how about Canada. You're joking right?
teambanzai:
Hi! Do you like cheese? Sure we all do. But man can it block you up some times. I've been sitting on this here toilet for four hours and not a nugget.
IMisstressOfTheNight:
As the Parachute rided at Knott's malfunctions, Jerry distracts himself from his impending doom by trying to see if he can spot his house from there.
teambanzai:
June 6 1944 Ohmaha Nebraska "Man where's the beach, and since when did they start growing corn in France?"
HinerMadmanWithaHook:
The Kandahar Triathlon: ski 26 miles, tunnel 385 yards into an arms cache, and destroy it with 20 pounds of C-4.
IMisstressOfTheNight:
"Don't jump, Doc - it ain't YOUR fault she got an apple stuck on her throat!" "Jump, asshole! I dare ya!" "Shut up, Grumpy!"