144b:
I have her Playboy she's in! Dec. 83!
robofreak:
"Wait...december 83? You mean i could have seen her naked without buying her dinner? DAMN!"
Buffoon:
"Well, I was hoping to go back to my place and fuck like crazed weasels, but dinner sounds good too!"
Mr_Grant:
~Jim, she'll never fit in there. ~Spock! Ssh! Ixnay on oanja ollinsca in the urnacefa.
robofreak:
The tension mounted when Earl corrected Leroy's pronounciation of 'tomato'
teambanzai:
Captains Personal log: It's getting harder and harder to fight these urges to cut down trees, eat my lunch and go to the lavatory...
Buffoon:
"I'll let you hold the midget as soon as she's done." "MPHHHHH!!!" "I think she said the preferred term is 'Little Person.'" "Whatever."
robofreak:
"Shh, Spock...listen. It's the soothing sounds of the Carpenters...and it seems to be coming from that elevator!"
robofreak:
"Dammit! We all wore red shirts today! Well, ok..who's new?"
Buffoon:
"We can't afford it." "Jackie Mason AND Pearl Bailey? In the same show??? We can't afford NOT to go!"
Agent_Moldy:
Easily Distracted Buffoon's Ex-Wife's Heart: "I am SO gonna take you to the cleaners and -- whoa, is that robofreak???"
Generik:
"I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me... no, wait, check that... I'd rather... uh... no, I think I was right the first time."
teambanzai:
Well I guess that'll teach me to keep Twinkees in my pocket when I wrestle. Lt. Uhura take care of this won't you?
Generik:
"I can't believe the arc Sulu gets on those ping Pong balls..."
teambanzai:
You know Spock this reminds me of something but I just can't put my finger on it. Perhaps every woman you've ever been with? Oh yeah.
Generik:
"What was that comment about me making my own gravy a while back? Hmmm..."
smilingvillain:
It's a topographical map of a booby!
teambanzai:
So my little toaster still won't talk? Well maybe a few minutes on the grill will jog your memory.