Mr_Grant:
~What is wrong with Mister Chekov? ~Well Spock, it seems his blood wessels are- damn, now he's got ME doing it.
teambanzai:
Just another example of the man.... well in this case the woMAN keeping the brotherman down, or to the side really.
Mr_Grant:
Mormon missionaries call on Steve Ballmer, who asks them if they've upgraded to Jehovah XP.
Agent_Moldy:
Tired of all the weird shenanigans that go on, Dr. Bellows, Gladys Kravitz, & Larry Tate form an investigative team.
Agent_Moldy:
And lo, the moon didst watcheth over planet Pop-A-Matic, and yea, it was good.
UnReality:
"How's the nightlife on the moon, Carl?" "No atmosphere, Frank." "Thank you, folks, we'll be here all week, drive safe!"
Indika:
What happened last night... one minute we're drinking some brews... the next I'm waking up and my ass is on fire!!!
teambanzai:
You know there's this guy Cy Sperling, he's doing some amazing thing with pubic hair. So what are you trying to say?
Saltydog:
"Probe? We don't even own a pro-- oh, wait, yeah, I remember. We did use a, uh, a probe on you....yeah."
Saltydog:
.oO(Is "relinquish" spelled with one "l" or two? Hell with it, I'll say "Surrender Dorothy" instead.)
UnReality:
"Wait a minute. Why would you need to know how to SPELL relinquish just to say it?" "And what's with the monkeys?"
teambanzai:
I told you that meatloaf didn't look right, but you ate it anyway. *erp* I don't think it was the meatloaf so much as I should have blown that donkey.
Saltydog:
A moment later, five guys from Greenpeace tried to drag him back into the ocean.
Saltydog:
"Bill, do you ever wonder about stuff 'n junk?" "Mmm gobble slurp gobble gobble...."
UnReality:
"I love a man in uniform." "I'm not in uniform." "Trust me, by the end of the evening, you will be. What's your bra size?"
Agent_Moldy:
"I'm -- in bed, Jim. HA! Gotcha!"
Soozcat:
The latest RealDoll! Let her tempt you with "knowledge" all her own! (Apple and snake sold separately.)
YingYang:
"I made this MP4 player using aluminum foil, a spatula and a frog's testis."