teambanzai:
Avacado in my Rum and Coke? Frickin' Malibu!
BlakHat1:
Chirsti was CERTAIN she was being followed by a blonde bimbo..she could smell the silicone roasting in the sun and the avocado on her breath..
Mr_Grant:
2002: An Office Space Odyssey. *Where is my stapler, Dave?* What the hell are you taking about, HAL? *I will burn down the building, Dave.*
Mr_Grant:
Concept: "2002: An Office Space Odyssey." *Hello, gentlemen. I am an HAL 9000 computer. I am very unhappy at being relocated to the basement..."
Generik:
"I think it means he's from Tierra del Fuego, Fred." "Or maybe it means he's in some kind of fugue state!" "Maybe there's a fire somewhere!" "Huh? A fire? Where?"
teambanzai:
Well I don't do anything with out first consulting the big man upstairs. Ah so you're a spirtual man. No, I'm talking about the fat guy that lives in 2G
Hinermad:
o/ I can see paradise by the back door light... no, that's not right.
UnReality:
"Here, I want you to have this." "What is it?" "I don't know. That's why I don't want it."
teambanzai:
Okay I've got my eyes closed but the "big surprise" better not be another head butt.
Generik:
"She didn't like the head butt trick, and she won't donate a kidney. Any other bright ideas?" "What flavor is her lipstick?"
Generik:
"Babel fish, trouser trout, all this talk of seafood has got me... hungry! What's the flavor of that lipstick? Hmmm? Salmon, perhaps?"
Agent_Moldy:
"Stalking charges were filed against the celery today." No? Ok, then, "Intel Celery Processor"? Screw it. I don't get a high enough celery to keep this up.
Buffoon:
"I know it's mood lighting, but I really don't think they'll like it that much!" "That's the beauty of 'Trading Spaces.' It's cheap to fix it later!"
TilRMan:
I thought I heard a train whistle there for a second.
Agent_Moldy:
Touched by seeing "E.T." again, Buffoon's ex-wife turns on her heart light. But then, a kid snatched it & put it in a jar with the other fireflies he'd caught
Neoknight:
Charlie came to the decision that if nobody said an encouraging word to him while he was home on the range by 3, he'd jump.
Mr_Grant:
"Remember Luke, the Force shall always be- Hey, where am I?"
Soozcat:
"Great, what's this one? SCARLET Alert? Wait'll I get my hands on Tom Ridge."