Buffoon:
"I can't believe you farted in the middle of it." "I didn't fart. I thought YOU farted!" "Dammit!! YING! TURN OFF THE CAMERA AND COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE DRESSER!!"
Buffoon:
"...you'll never go back. Huge, I'm tellin' ya. Thick too."
HenryBemis:
.oO(Hands on steeing wheel, no need to pick up phone, no need to have phone in hand, have steering wheel in hand, just remain calm, no, don't go for the phone, relax, relaaaaaax...)
Buffoon:
Mengele International Airport.
Buffoon:
"...and my fallopian tubes come in to an area commonly called the 'womb', but known by Ying as FunPark USA..."
HenryBemis:
"Even in the Matrix, this is wear the babies come from."
Buffoon:
Constipation AND hemmorhoids? What did he do to get God THAT pissed at him?
amycamus:
"'Scuse me a second. I just heard the toaster oven bell. I think our pizza rolls are ready."
YingYang:
Chet Buttchin
amycamus:
"Yeah, so I get back from the kitchen with a plate of piping hot pizza rolls and a six-pack of Bud, and she's like GONE, man! Split! And things seemed to be going so well..."
Nyssa23:
Chest Mullethead on Beach Patrol.
wd40:
Slab Meatchest lookin' good, dude!
Mr_Grant:
Jean-Claude Van Damme IS "Grip Socket".
Mr_Grant:
Previously, on "Grip Socket, P.I."...
teambanzai:
Well you know Tommy was okay for a while, I mean the whole stearing the boat with his dick thing was cool but you know I've matured...
teambanzai:
You drove the boat with your dick? MOM!
teambanzai:
And can I get that Cobb Salad without avacado? No sir I'm sorry this is Malibu EVERYTHING come with avacado.
Nyssa23:
"Well, I love avocado! I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, avocado, and spam!"