teambanzai:
Little bastard snatched the pebble from my hand and ran off.
Beedo:
Heh, heh! Lookit this! Stoopid injuns spelled "Massacre you Palefaces" wrong!
YingYang:
Each of them has a "Re-Enactors Do It On the Battlefield" T-Shirt....
TyranosaurisRex:
Make excercise machine...call Bow Flex....sell millions.
teambanzai:
Just one moment your honor while I consult my briefs. So there fella what do you think our next move should be?
rickubis:
Yow! He consulted his briefs...and they answered, big time! Jeez, what a whiff! Maybe he shat in there, too!
rickubis:
Slowly, her fingers crept into all of her hidden spaces...the hard to reach, forbidden places. Yes, her hand prosthesis fell off into her pocket again.
rickubis:
Ptooo! Never kiss me again! What the hell is wrong with you?
Nyssa23:
"I never wanted to be a lawyer. I always wanted to be...." "Not on my time, counsel. Overruled."
Nyssa23:
Join the wacky fun on ABC's new sitcom, "Military Tribunal": "Okay, we've got 200 trials taken care of in...30 minutes! That's a new record! Good thing we waived everyone's right to counsel! Lunch?
teambanzai:
I'm sure there's a great gone by the wayside cap in here somewhere but I just haven't had enough caffeen yet to find it.
MrAtomik:
Because if you Miss it, it'll fall by the Wayside - Arr arr (Send all bad pun hate e-mail to; mratomik@home.com)
rickubis:
He doesn't have carpal tunnel syndrome. He says an alien intelligence is using his typos to communicate in code.
Agent_Moldy:
"Now let's see who this fake Buffoon's ex-wife's heart *really* is..." *rips off black mask* "WILLIAM SHATNER?!" "And it... would'veworkedtooIF... hadn't BEEN... for you kidsANDthat... dog..."
BuffoonsXwifesHeart:
"tsk-tsk, Moldy - it's always 'and it would've worked too if it weren't for you *meddling* kids..."
LisaGnukahr:
"Rickubis, tell me again why you can't type your own damn captions?" - "Carnal Tun-, I mean, Carpal Tunnel."
rickubis:
Yes maiam, we're mormons. We put the "m" in morons.
rickubis:
"Wait a minute...'we put the 'm' in morons?' There *is* an m in morons." "Well, then we put the *second* m in morons."