Mr_Grant:
"Well, it looks like my work here is done." [screaming, crashes, explosions]
teambanzai:
Meatloaf's slightly lesser known follow up. "Afraid to commit by the dashboard light"
IMissThePunkinPie:
The lamp holds it's breath and doesn't move, contemplating turning itself off, but realizing that it would give itself away...
Mr_Grant:
Nordstrom employees must write thank you cards: "Mr Bob Frandle, 42 Credibility Street, Upland, CA. Dear Mr. Frandle. Thank you for returning your dirty underwear last Monday, I'm glad I could help."
Mr_Grant:
Uplander locks keys in car, stranded in Pomona all night. Only, the window was rolled down on the other side...
MoldyBreadStuffing:
Do not attempt to adjust your sweater. We control the horizontal...
IMissThePunkinPie:
"Hello?!? I'd like to make a collect call to Upland... What's so funny about that?!? *click* Hello?!? Hello!!! HELLO!"
teambanzai:
Let's go to Bob Turr in Chopper 2 as he plumets to Earth to his certain death, Bob do you have any last words? "WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! JESUS CHRIST HELP ME!!!!!"
TyranosaurisRex:
Now I'm leavin' for lunch, and I'd better not hear any one sqeelin' like a pig when I get back.
teambanzai:
The anual sneaking up on the swallows at Capistrano.
AlexGariepy:
Where's the rest of your hair. It better not be outside the window... "Uh, no it isn't!" Good, remember the last time someone climbed that thing?
Generik:
The Monkey McBrainwich moves into a new arena: get ready for NEW Monkey McBrainvioli!! Only from Chef Boyardee!
Buffoon:
Gahhhh!!!!!!
teambanzai:
Displaying the problem of teambanzai being over 6 foot and Teekie T being only 5 feet tall.
chilwil:
do you use steroids? can you spell cat? what's your name? can you recite your credit card number?
teambanzai:
Tom Cruise vapor locks as some one asks him to describe the benefits of Scientology.
CrazyBob:
So, you're a professional wrestler, huh? Yeah, you look like you work out... I'm NOT gay, you know...say, what's that red light coming from the closet?
chilwil:
sorry, must have mistaked you for tom cruise. not that he's gay either..