teambanzai:
And then they probed the sh*t out of my butt, no pun intended, but I realized this was finally my chance to be on Sightings and meet Tim White.
MrAtomik:
hello typesetting? Human resources here, your whole department is fired
Generik:
Today's forecast is for cloudy laptops followed by heavy rain inside most toaster ovens and microwaves...
teambanzai:
As Travolta season opens several hunters wait for him to round the corner carrying paint cans.
Generik:
"Yes, I am French, and the lamp and I would like to surrender. ...What?"
Generik:
Travolta season appears to be in full swing, illustrated here by the urine wash thrown at the camera when attempting to capture the noted Scientologist.
teambanzai:
Well then I wanted to go left but my car here told me I should go right... What? Look who's telling the story here? Damn it you're this close to being traded in for a Datsun.
Mr_Grant:
*...and it's another exciting start to the 1st annual Lemming Marathon, sponsored by the Wall Street Journal and NASDAQ*
Xigeous:
"Whoa! Did someone just play a brown noise?"
Generik:
"Tell Larry not to use so much Storch next time."
teambanzai:
CHiPs 1877
Mr_Grant:
Arguing over who gets to measure who's inseam.
Mr_Grant:
YOU! Yes, you! You are the WORST Willie Loman I HAVE EVER SEEN! Drop an' give me twenty! 1 - 2! 1 -2 ! *Usually 3 is next...* SHUT UP!
Generik:
"Okay, who ordered the strawberry margarita, and who had the fuzzy navel?" "Well, I got a fuzzy navel, but I just wanted a whiskey."
teambanzai:
Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit takin' his heart medicine
Mr_Grant:
And here's Mary from Pike with the Trail Report. *Thanks Earl. It's slow and go on the Oregon Trail, with a wagon fire at Laramie and a gawker's slow-down...*
Generik:
"Jeez... I didn't even know you could DO that with a horse!" "Yeah... I always thought you had to at least buy it dinner first."
teambanzai:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit shish-kabobs.