teambanzai:
Monkey McTaco?
Generik:
Katie Couric just can't stop with the "Inside Me" pictures, can she? "Here's my upper GI tract after a breakfast of doughnut holes and home fries..."
144b:
Look, spill you guts or I'll show you my ass!
Generik:
"You've seen this show before? You've seen my fat, white naked ass on national television? And you STILL want to work here...?"
teambanzai:
YOU BETTER START GIVING ME ANSWERS MISTER OR I'LL SHOW MY ASS!!!! I'LL DO IT!!!
UnReality:
"I'm like a low-rent Skeet Ulrich." "Who?" "Exactly."
Generik:
"I heard there was an opening for a poor man's Keanu Reeves in your organization."
teambanzai:
I'll never be able to eat home fries and donut holes again.
Generik:
"Ugh. It's not so much the home fries that get me, it's all those doughnut holes. I'm feelin' 'em... right *here*." "I hear ya, honey."
teambanzai:
kills a man in Reno just to see him die cold medicine.
UnReality:
"It's like a party in your sinuses--and everybody's throwing up!"
Generik:
Side effects may include capital gains taxes, undocumented housekeepers and Anna Nicole Smith.
Generik:
"I'd just like to say to the world that Rush Limbaugh losing his hearing is NOT funny, goddammit! Quit laughing, all of you! You, in the back, stop that giggling! I mean it!!"
EnochF:
Yeah! If I were a chick, I'd grope myself constantly.
UnReality:
Did we ever even *ask* where Buffoon's ex-wife's heart was on September 11?
teambanzai:
Ha you thought you'd lost me by switching to a different site but HA! You'll never escape my rath! BWAH HA HA HA HA! By the way anyone seen my exhusband?
teambanzai:
It's Santa Pervey! "Come here kids and sit on Santa Pervey's lap."
Generik:
Publicity still from "Santa Claus Cocksucks the Martians."