Xigeous:
"He's the new ship doctor. I think his name is Smith. What's that moving around in his pants?"
teambanzai:
We seem to be loosing every hand. Well gentleman the game is called you loose. Oh yeah. So how about another hand? Sure. Yeah okay.
gleeb:
last time, on Lethargic Kung Fu Theatre...
Xigeous:
"Why, yes, I'm sure I'm in the right bathroom, thank you very much Now hand me my pumps."
rickubis:
So...I don't get it. They sell you a bottle filled with live Africanized honeybees? Then what? You open it and they sting you into a coma?
Generik:
After attending the Jim Rockford School of Auto Driving, teambanzai attempts to do a complete 180 without ever leaving the garage.
teambanzai:
oO(and please God let me show my butt in this episode, ahmen)
IMisstressINtheDark:
The by-standers weren't sure, but Elmer (the one on the left) could have SWORN it was a Flying Elvis BEFORE hitting the sidewalk!
teambanzai:
Sadly when Bigfoot decided to commit suicide in public to draw attention to his cause he really didn't draw the crowd he'd hoped for.
Misterror_Grant:
Bigfoot's suicide was unnoticed because A. he was at Evergreen State College and B. he was mistaken for an Environmental Studies major.
ROBOTSCARECROWT:
Either these are quadruplets, or we'd better start scouring the basements looking for pods.
teambanzai:
Better take a second look at their charts for allergies.
IllegalityGhoul:
"Yeah, well when they said I could 'Fix it and Forget it' on my new crockpot, I did. Now I can't remember where I left it..."
teambanzai:
Suddenly and without warning Terry's brain colapsed in on it's self into a sigularity sucking up 5 blocks with it. And all that just trying to decide where to eat lunch.
Cheez_and_Crackheads:
o/Dellll-taa Burke, what's-with that dress and who's that jerk... could it be you took a toke, and got too hiiiiiiigh...o/
Cheez_and_Crackheads:
But gold? Gold can kiss our collective ass!
Genscareik:
The Christian Science surgeon: He doesn't operate, he just scrubs up and prays real hard at your bedside.