CapMidnight:
"Hi I'm George W. I'm looking for a mandate." "Well, I promised /Testecles/ I'd go to the fight tonight, but I'm free Saturday..."
DarkOracle:
Jeb Bush thinks to himself "Hmmm witht that idiot brother of mine in the White House I'll be able to conquer the rest of the country no prob!"
teambanzai:
And Now back to the Dukes of Hobbit.
teambanzai:
Damn my hair bag deployed.
Generik:
OJ shows off the drawer full of implements that he *could* have used to kill Nicole with, but didn't. "If the drawer shuts, I must be nuts!"
rickubis:
Whoa, baby! I think I've just blasted the skin off my buttcheeks!
teambanzai:
So it's to be Indian burns to the death then? Well I'm much better at kicking the crap out of people or flat out stabbing them but if that's the way...
teambanzai:
And here comes Xena in Donna Karan's latest warrior priness separates. You'll be slaying the barbarians hearts with this outfit
teambanzai:
I'm not paying you guys to stand around. KILL SOMETHING DAMN IT!!
Hinermad:
"Barbie, Barbie - I have some bad news. Ken is gay!" "No! You're lying,Barbie!" "It's true. He said he was tired of being e-mas-cu... whatever"
Mr_Grant:
Look, I'm sorry. The chain is ten yards long, and you guys didn't make the first down.
Mr_Grant:
Arnold PALMer is a really FRONDly fellow
Mr_Grant:
Eric Roberts is "Jesus Of Lake Arrowhead."
teambanzai:
Rosie O'Donnel can only morph into animals of the same mass so she's pretty much restricted to Elephants, Hippos, small South American Countries.
teambanzai:
Hey look it's Keenan Ivory Wynne! Ha.
DiscoBoy:
"Don't make me confused. You wouldn't like me when I'm confused."
DiscoBoy:
"No more Phish albums for you, young lady!"
teambanzai:
Crouched down low on the floor Charlton Heaston reaches for his gun as he sees the UNICEF collectors coming up the walkway.