Starluck:
...but by this time you're probably visually impaired.
Starluck:
God, I wish there was more than one urinal....
Starluck:
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..... (Good God, Jim! Not again!)
Starluck:
Honey, get me a beer and fetch me mah huntin' rye-fle....I got some Klingon ass to kick! YEEE HAW!
Starluck:
Not only am I the president, I'm also a client.....
Starluck:
Freeze! Can we talk!?
Starluck:
Ohmigod!!!! CREDITS!!!! AUGH!!!!
Starluck:
Mrs. Headroom...... (Wha-wha-whoa!!)
Starluck:
I see the caviar is fresh at this party.....
Starluck:
Darth Vader is struck with an idea - and keels over unconscious.
Starluck:
They tell me I am COMPLETELY insane, but I can tell you as a matter of fact that THAT, sir, is a LIE! Some parts are missing! BWA HA HA!!
Starluck:
Calgon! Take me away!
Starluck:
Starluck, we can't keep meeting like this. I mean, this spaceship creeps me out. And the anal probes have lost their fun....
Starluck:
The Bubble Wand Blowers from Mars - coming up next.....
Starluck:
Turn your head and co- Woops! Fell right off there, didn't it...?
Starluck:
Siskel and Ebert give it - *pop! pop! pop!* Oh, dear....
Starluck:
Hey, Joe, pull my finger! (Nah, man, geezus! Get away!)
Starluck:
Voltron moonlights as a pole dancer.....
Starluck:
Davey Jones, you and Spock go that way, I'll go this way, and the redshirt will stay here as live bait....
Starluck:
Earthman, have you seen my urine sample around here....?
Starluck:
Han and Leia enjoy their honeymoon in the Bahamas....