Starluck:
I don't even wanna know which orifice you squeezed THAT out of...!
Starluck:
Oh, come on, I took a shower - five days ago...!!
Starluck:
*Leia, Chewbacca, and Lando star in "12 Angry Jurors"* "Will someone convince this walking carpet the man is guilty?"
Starluck:
Asps, very dangerous... You go first.
Starluck:
Finally, a website all about the wonders of cheese.... What are you deepest cheese fantasies? Ever dream of cheese between your toes? Let us know...!
Starluck:
Spock, why do you have a nipple on your head...?
Starluck:
*PHHHBBTT!*
Starluck:
It's a little nipply in here...
Starluck:
I've spent the last three years training the moss to look just like hair on my head...
Starluck:
Look, headlice! I'll kill it for you, hold still....