Starluck:
I am the burning bush....! This is my counterpart, the smoldering kindle.....
Starluck:
What's that dork Urkel up to now...? (Carl! Hee hee hee *snort! snort!* come see my latest invention!)
Starluck:
*snore!* No, no, MY cookies....*zzzzz! Snnnnnore!!* No, you can't have any!....*zzzzzz*
Starluck:
Michael Bolton administers horrible, unspeakable torture on this poor man....."I said I loved you but I liiiiiied...!"
Starluck:
Your Happy Meal, Mr. President....
Starluck:
Claimdude's AM Favorites....As recommended by The Monkees and A Flock of Seagulls....
Starluck:
Vending machines of the future sell dates.....(Dammit, Bones, you got the NICE one. *whine*)
Starluck:
The Bermuda Triangle, now in new LEMON FRESH SCENT!!
Starluck:
I forgot about the roast in the oven...!
Starluck:
Now you can drink it in safety...!
Starluck:
Wedding cake, Will Robinson, wedding cake!!
Starluck:
Sorry I beat you at Pong, captain, but your tantrum is highly illogical....
Starluck:
This is the last time I let you make the burritos, Scotty....!
Starluck:
Marco! (Polo!!) Marco!! (POLO!!)
Starluck:
Good God, Starluck's ocping me - what have I done that was so wrong?
Starluck:
The Equalizer meets his match.....
Starluck:
Man, this skirt bothers the hell outta me....I'm not even gonna mention what this pantyhose is doing.....
Starluck:
This potato was found earlier today in the farm of Mr. MacGregor, he believes it to be a religious omen.....Film at 11.
Starluck:
(Mr. Jackson! May I have your autograph!?)
Starluck:
*Glinda was first a Fairy Godmother* Mommy, I hate you! I wish were never existed....! (Granted!) AAAAAUGH! Mommy!
Starluck:
*whine* But I want my ice cream cone NOW..... (You're on.) Du'oh!!