Starluck: I am the burning bush....! This is my counterpart, the smoldering kindle..... |
Starluck: What's that dork Urkel up to now...? (Carl! Hee hee hee *snort! snort!* come see my latest invention!) |
Starluck: *snore!* No, no, MY cookies....*zzzzz! Snnnnnore!!* No, you can't have any!....*zzzzzz* |
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Starluck: Michael Bolton administers horrible, unspeakable torture on this poor man....."I said I loved you but I liiiiiied...!" |
Starluck: Your Happy Meal, Mr. President.... |
Starluck: Claimdude's AM Favorites....As recommended by The Monkees and A Flock of Seagulls.... |
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Starluck: Vending machines of the future sell dates.....(Dammit, Bones, you got the NICE one. *whine*) |
Starluck: The Bermuda Triangle, now in new LEMON FRESH SCENT!! |
Starluck: I forgot about the roast in the oven...! |
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Starluck: Now you can drink it in safety...! |
Starluck: Wedding cake, Will Robinson, wedding cake!! |
Starluck: Sorry I beat you at Pong, captain, but your tantrum is highly illogical.... |
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Starluck: This is the last time I let you make the burritos, Scotty....! |
Starluck: Marco! (Polo!!) Marco!! (POLO!!) |
Starluck: Good God, Starluck's ocping me - what have I done that was so wrong? |
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Starluck: The Equalizer meets his match..... |
Starluck: Man, this skirt bothers the hell outta me....I'm not even gonna mention what this pantyhose is doing..... |
Starluck: This potato was found earlier today in the farm of Mr. MacGregor, he believes it to be a religious omen.....Film at 11. |
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Starluck: (Mr. Jackson! May I have your autograph!?) |
Starluck: *Glinda was first a Fairy Godmother* Mommy, I hate you! I wish were never existed....! (Granted!) AAAAAUGH! Mommy! |
Starluck: *whine* But I want my ice cream cone NOW..... (You're on.) Du'oh!! |
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