Geier:
"Couch angels" weren't as fun to make as snow angels, of course, but it was the middle of June, and Harold didn't have much choice.
MadSigntist:
Little flag pops out of gun, it reads: *Brrzzzzt*
Geier:
"Boy, who would've thought a nun could KICK like that?" thought Billy. "Good thing I blocked it with my knee, or I'd probably be sterile by now!"
RIZZZ:
David Lynch's latest film, "Chili Dog in a Septic Tank" opened to lackluster reviews.
soth:
Mirv never realized that is was a television on the other side of the confessional wall.
FryGirl:
Unfortunately, all you can bring in on the radio out here is Fallwell ranting about gay cartoon characters.
Lanzman:
Alone and unnoticed, the corn plotted its revenge...
PsiBolt:
MTV Celebrity Death-Match: Santa vs The Leprachaun.
soth:
"And the sky went black at midnight, and the SFC executives said, 'Truly, this show was the best on television!'" (MST3K, 6:12)
medusaD:
"The morgue's that way!! This is the cafeteria!!"
bugwber:
The Heimlichs at home...
cyoungdahl:
When doctors party.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Y'know, if you squint a bit, this looks kinda like an Oscar statuette tied to a railroad track.
threeamigos:
Little Billy prepares to clean up after his first double murder.
Pete98:
Conveniently located next to the Clothespin.
soth:
Crunch Bonemeal is... EXTREMELY DENSE GUY! "Duuhhh... What?"
Falcor2000:
Hercules watches a Richard Simmons Video : I feel like a pony, Iolaus!
soth:
At home, anchormen practice their Frowny Faces for sad news events.