MisterCalm:
"...bzzzz... Mission Control... the Eagle has landed... uh... ooops... nope... we're bouncing! Now, we're landed... uh... nope... no... yes, now we are... nope..."
jigglethehandle:
Would you buy any product that goes in you mouth sold by this character?
Sanagi:
Yup, take it from this tiger, humans taste great.
animebabe:
Hey guy! Ernie called and said if you don't give his shirt back... Bert is gonna come kick your ass.
Neoknight:
"Spock, are you sure this is how they made cappuccino?"
Geier:
Hot Sweaty Crazed Weasel-Sex Cam. (In 3D!)
animebabe:
Due to budget constraints.. Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes will just be Toes. We apologise for the inconvinience.
animebabe:
One big pigeon cam.
soth:
Scotch tape! Works just as well as any crappy Biore strip.
Lanzman:
Timmy played the games, smiled the smiles, giggled the giggles... but under it all, Timmy seethed. They would all pay.
animebabe:
"AHHHHH!!!!!!! WORK FLASHBACK!! NOOOOO!!!!!" *huddles whimpering on ground* I hate you sci-fi, hate... hate hate hate...
omniknight:
Captain's Log, Stardate 12310.6. Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me. So I'm going to the Klingon homeplanet to eat Gaggh.
Quarks_Lady:
Joe was Mommy's favorite. She would twist his little brother's nose in pain just to make Joe laugh.
Hummer:
*Two star fish were gunned down by terrorist today...*
LloydLungs:
"Now we know it's made of Nugat."
YingYang:
Proof that maybe you should clean your toilet every now and again...
Drizzt_DoUrden:
Sadly, the Titanic II managed to hit an iceberg in the Carribean and met the fate of its predecessor.
790:
"Yes my fridge is running. It's one of those legged fridges."