DrLarry:
This a Motel 666 room when you're sleeping.
Eggnog_Brown:
Ever Wonder - WHAT THE #*&% is GOING ON?!?
FingleBells:
We now return to "Blacula" followed by "The Black Stallion," "Dark Shadows," and "Night Court."
demanufacture:
"Hey Martha, the "Clapper's" busted again."
DiggerSanta:
Hey, everyone! How do you like my April Fool's Day gag? Pretty funny, huh?
FingleBells:
"It's a real nowhere 'grab, sitting in it's nowhere drab, making all it's nowhere caps for nobody..."
Neoknight:
"My God, it's full of... hey, where are the stars?" CUT!
Buffoon:
My Christmas lights. I buy the cheap ass ones that, if one goes out... well, you know.
OChristmasXtree:
"SURPRI..." "Ssh! Not yet, you idiot!!" "Oh. Sorry."
soth:
"What's black and black and black all over?" World's worst jokes.
EarthvsSoup:
Who CARES how many it takes? Just change the damn lightbulb already!
JoeCrow:
Tom Bodett lied.
BuckFifty:
Billy waited 4 hours in the trunk for the car to finally arrive at the drive-in, and for the guys to let him out, before he lost consciousness...
demanufacture:
"SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!"
Old_Abe:
A deep look into Joe Don Baker's overtaxed colon.
YingYang:
"When Dark Attacks!" Tonight on Fox!!!
DiggerSanta:
Well, it IS more entertaining than Welcome to Paradox...
DiggerSanta:
...or Sliders...