Mr_Grant:
Shamu doll... rubber ducky... hey, where’re my Playboys?
amycamus:
Chew toys... in space!
Soozcat:
Dick Clark at 97: when soft-focus gets WAY out of control.
Artanas:
"Facelifts are a thing of the past thanks to the Vertical Busey Facial Pull."
TravisBickle:
WARNING: Some objects may be more lifeless than they appear.
NumanEllium:
"My Child Protective Services officer says to watch the hands, Dad."
Generik:
"Thirty-seven cappers in one room, and the best they can come up with is 'Pull my finger.'" *sigh* "I'm going to my room to self-medicate... heavily."
Buffoon:
"...and I dream of a world where old men can show their love in many ways."
Monthenor:
"Good Movie This Way. No Trespassing."
Mr_Grant:
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him: we have the bananas.
amycamus:
"I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the funnel cake brigade."
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Cappers... not far off... about six of them... very caffeine-buzzed."
HanoverF:
"Damn mom, putting my smack in a tupperwear container, all the other junkies are gonna make fun of me!"
Artanas:
"See? You can trick Dudeman to believe that anything's a bong."
Meldrick:
"Ah, all you little proletariet working for my gain. It is to laugh. God, I love capitalism."
Nyssa23:
Heh. That's what *you* think buddy... I've got my standards!
Artanas:
"Bob Dole says Bob Dole is thoroughly enjoying Bob Dole's adventures as a pirate! Bob Dole says shiver Bob Dole's timbers!"
matrix29:
Halloween - Soon to have the merchandising rights sold to Microsoft and renamed "Third Quarter Profit Event."
questor:
Okay lady, wet food or I piss in your shoes. [Moldy would have something here]
deckthehallswithEBA:
Zack Dela Rocha tried a brief stint as frontman for Devo but things never quite meshed.
Buffoon:
"I just had a GREAT idea! We can sew up a bunch of black armbands for inauguration day!" "What if we make too many?" "Add a swastika and sell to Republicans!"