Buffoon:
New Chernobyl canned puddin'... Guaranteed to light up your smile.
deckthehallswithEBA:
"Dudeman... would you stop staring at me everytime I discuss my Cookingware sales? As I was saying, I was selling pots to this couple in Vancouver..."
Mr_Grant:
Yup. The beach is basically just one big cat box.
anti_hero:
This must be Yoda... the heroin years.
Agent_Moldy:
"NNnoooo, Mr. the Giant, that's not a woman, that's a pole." "ARRRGH! ANDRE LOVE!!!"
Agent_Moldy:
"I've got it! I'll change their Library of Congress cataloguing back to the Dewey Decimal System method! It's brrrILLIANT!"
teambanzai:
And a new entry in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the Macy Grey balloon.
robofreak:
"I... turned tha mutha out... too... many... times..."
kwagner:
Oh Spock thank goodness! I dreamed I did this awesome Indian babe, but then she got pregnant...
Agent_Moldy:
"Bye-bye, boys!" "Have fun stormin' the Starbucks!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Oh... take me now, Dances with Priceline
EnochF:
And on this farm he had a moron, E-I-E-I-O... with a "yep, yep" here and a "yep, yep" there, here a "yep," there a "yep," everywhere a "yep, yep..."
Sack_of_Shat (aka robofreak):
"Whoa! Who would have guessed that I'd find a free cup of pudding at the fertility clinic!?!?! Sweet!"
EnochF:
"Earthquake! Earthquake! Oh, my God! I... ooh. Oooh, that's kind of nice, actually..."
Buffoon:
Even in the off season and at night, you can't seem to get a cabana boy to serve you.
Scouty:
I wish Buffoon would just get down with his bad self and get it over with.
Buffoon:
"So when did Chihuly start working in Neon?"
LuvBJones:
John Edwards juggles the dead tonight on Crossing Over.
LuvBJones:
"... and then, our second feature: Dr. Tongue's 3-d House of Wattles! A-OOOooooo!! I even scared myself that time!"
UnReality:
"Karate.............. Chop."
TacticalDave:
Next week on Trading Spaces: The Enterprise crew and the Horta try to outfashion each other's living quarters...