E_B_A:
Despite the death of Chris Farley, David Spade chose to include the portly comedian in yet another comedic team-up with disturbingly funny results.
Scouty:
Easily Distracted Used Car salesman: "What do I have to do to get you in---oh hey! Used gum! Dibs!"
anti_hero:
Earth, the Alabama of the universe.
questor:
Sensors indicate everything is Smurfy.
Scouty:
Natural yes, but Christian Slater likes it too!
brak42:
But I don't want to know KIRKPLEASURE!!
Scouty:
"Damn that bugwber! Where does he get all that wonderful Wesonality?"
amycamus:
"Oh look, Dick. It's another one. 'Dear Pat, You're the best First Lady ever. Stand by your man.'"
Generik:
"Hey, you can't do that to me! I've got immunity! Shouldn't you be out looking for tapioca or spearing some fish?"
Mr_Grant:
America is a magical land of opportunity where the streets are paved with guns.
amycamus:
"Personally, I was pulling for Kelly. That Rich guy was a jerk.""OK. Next question. What do you think of Ralph Nader?" "Who?"
Scouty:
"It wasn't my fault! I was framed! That crazy bitch left me on! Attica! Attica!"
Mr_Grant:
Failed superhero 4024-F, "Maytag Man." Power: Foils laundry thieves. Achilles heel: Jet pack is coin-operated, cannot be loaded off-center.
Laurie2K:
"I just remembered I attended a Catholic school where almost every other boy was molested by a priest... but nobody ever touched me. What's up with that?"
nashtbrutusandshort:
Really Bad Concept Theater presents: *Merry Christmas, Mister Roboto* {shudder}
Scouty:
"Who brought the Jello-Shooters?" "I did." "Scouty, Scouty, dear. It's not jello PUDDIN'!" "Oops"
Agent_Moldy:
Stewie Griffin finally takes over the world: "BLAAAST! Curse you peasants and your non-willingness to serve me!"
amycamus:
"'scuse me, 'scuse me! Product of an unspeakable menage a trois between Gary Shandling, Sly Stallone, and Billy Joel comin' through!"
Generik:
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my... other handle. Golly! I'm a sugar bowl!"
Mr_Grant:
Let's have a toast: 'Here's to the man I've modeled my life after: Don Knotts'!
Generik:
Marty Feldman wonders how many cigarettes it will take to make Bjorn from ABBA his new bitch...