Ragbot:
"...well *blush* they're handles actually..."
Soozcat:
They finally got around to reviewing Buffoon's wedding video?
teambanzai:
Looks like the Catholic Church is "converting" more "savages."
Agent_Moldy:
The rarely seen Buffoon's Ex-Wife...
Scouty:
"Who has the plunging cleavage and parties with the Captain?" *crickets chirp* "Daaaaamn right!"
Scouty:
"HE HE HE!" NEXT! That's supposed to be 'ho ho ho!' "Am not!" *SIGH*
BuckFifty:
"Hi kids. This is God. Remember, each time you touch yourselves, I cry. Unless you happen to be over 18, nubile and hot hot hot. Then I tape."
Generik:
Oscar the Grouch stars in a remake of "Silence of the Lambs"... "It puts the lotion on its... uh... terrycloth!"
Scouty:
EXTREME "Area" Waxing! WOOOOOHOOO!!
Mr_Grant:
Drivers (Who Can Use A Turn Signal) Wanted.
Buffoon:
.oO What did I do with the key to the handcuffs?
Generik:
Faster than light sporks, available at 7-11's everywhere.
Daleman:
No cous cous for you!
LuvBJones:
"The words 'Pajama Party' would imply wearing pajamas, yes?"
amycamus:
"Tupperware you don't have to 'burp'?? This IS new!"
anti_hero:
The USS Who Let One
Generik:
But really, how much does the USDA know about television programming?
Geier:
Noir Lad ponders the inevitability of the sunrise... ... ... "F*ck it. Gonna get me some more mousse!" he utters with an air of saucy insouciance.
LowSelfDetermination:
The June cover "Better Crackhouse and Yard"
anti_hero:
...and gives you the finger when you look at it funny.
Generik:
"Let's see... aisle 9, Hitler's brain, Jimmy Hoffa, Ark of the Covenant... Ah! Paper towels! I knew they were around here somewhere!"