Agent_Moldy:
"Wait -- you mean, I don't have to actually be baked to have Baked Alaska?"
LuvBJones:
"Hi. I'm God. Please remember that I made Shat, and we should all be a little nicer to him. Wish he'd keep his pants on, but hey, at least he's single."
Acrylic:
"Set phasers to 'Yummiliscious!'"
Agent_Moldy:
"I am NOT a grouchy-pants! ...No, I don't WANNA take a nap!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
Production still from *Honey, I Shrunk Lemmy from Motorhead*
Iorek:
Tylenol, not a contamination scare since 1985.
amycamus:
Over in the corner, Scouty stands by Starbuck's yelling "Down with the WTO!"
DN3:
Low tech ketchup/mustard dispensers...
easy_street:
"Wow... the Earth from space... it looks like... a big globe!" "Shut up, Stan."
BuckFifty:
"HEY HEY HEY!! It's FAAAAAAAAAT ALBE... *chomp* *gurgle* *chew*" Sweet Jesus! He ate Bill Cosby!
Scouty:
o/ Shammo! *grab* *thrust* o/ NEXT!! "These Agent_Moldy tryouts are tough!"
suggs:
~'When Brucey was in Egypt land... let my Brucey gooooo...'
HRPuffenstuff:
"Tonight on 'Toughman': It's Daddy Warbucks vs. the UN Multinational Peacekeeping Force."
MeetElPresidente:
Well, if Rob Thomas can't get the hint to get out of the way after the fifteenth time, I say good riddance...
LuvBJones:
Oooh, that's really gonna cost the East German team.
JediClone:
Do you like to hunt? stalk? or maybe just kill innocent beings? *BLAM!* call now for your free test. If you can shoot a turtle you may qualify for...
Agent_Moldy:
"Then the guy said, 'Do you take Gregg Allman...' & I said, 'Sure, I'll take some almonds!' Next thing I knew, we were married. I was pretty high that day..."
nashtbrutusandshort:
And the Annual Starfleet Celebrity Roast continues: "Now I'm not saying Admiral Kirk is fat, but when he sits around the bridge, he sits AROUND the bridge."
Soozcat:
"Tricorder readings indicate the cappers are kicking your puffy ass and taking names, Jim."
NurseNoir:
And the Smarm-O-Meter flies off the scale!!
Yog_Sothoth:
"Anyone gotta Tums?"