Satch_Boogie:
Tired of the mess that smuggling cocaine can cause?
Artanas:
"'scuze me folks, Satan's Penis here. I'd just like to interject a... interject? HAW! Thank you, I'll be here all year, tip your bellboy"
Scouty:
Ying My Yang Productions revives 'Spanking The Monkey' into a weekly series? I gotta talk to that boy...
Artanas:
"Eeeek! Shark!" "Forget the shark! Ack! Roy Scheider in embarrassingly short shorts!" "Flee!!"
Generik:
"No, Mr. Bond. I want you to get Super-Soaked."
amycamus:
Buffoon's ex-wife's heart with supporting cast.
Generik:
"Are you SURE that 'I'm a Little Teapot' is the ONLY song that no Nazi would ever whistle?"
amycamus:
As Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But he was wrong about SO many things...
HenryBemis:
The Hamilton Collection Special Edition Gold Lamee Kirk. Those Trekkies'll buy anything.
bugwber:
*bonk!* "Damnit, questor! I'm leading!" (dancing in the dark ref...)
Soozcat:
How's my driving? Email tech@www.scifi.com
Scouty:
.oO {EBA's the name, cuttin' and scratchin' is my game. Hey, that sounds cool, I gotta use that sometime... } Oo.
Agent_Moldy:
"I am Sir Roscoe of Coltrane. I challenge ye Duke Brothers to a duel."
teambanzai:
I'm going to take a wild guess and say edible?
Xigeous:
.oO(Geez. Mason Reese is the worst Mousketeer ever.)
Soozcat:
Shat: The Man, the Myth, the Past Tense Verb
EnochF:
"Hang on, let me see. My phaser is set to... warm wash, cold rinse? D'oh!"
Soozcat:
"Well, no WONDER you always end up dead. You've got all your phasers on 'Tan.'"
Buffoon:
.oO But... isn't EVERY Iggy Pop song about heroin addiction?
Agent_Moldy:
"At last! The lost Shrine of Palance!"
Dairai:
"Collecting hotel keys is for wusses! Do you know how hard it is to make off with the whole doorknob..??"