Hireling:
Val Kilmer at home. Wow! This guys ego is just friggin' HUGE!!!
SunSinner:
"Pole dancing does not come easy for you." "I'll never give up my dream! I have too much blood, sweat, tears, and adorable G-strings invested in this to quit."
animebabe:
Bob suspected that the DiVinci exhibit was a fake when he got to the piece labeled "Anatomy of Man... Man out to lunch. Will be back soon."
Occupant:
"And then there was the time we slid into a dimension where altar boys were the basic form of currency. Hated to leave."
E_the_E:
"If you'll excuse me, I must go figure out ways to be paler."
GersonK:
On the radio, nobody knows you're wearing a gray foam clown nose. Unless it honks.
Saltydog:
.oO(Oh, man, LOOK at all them cigarette lighters. Guess I gotta do an encore. Lord, I hate Deadheads.)
Saltydog:
And then, to his horror, as Sergeant Rock charged the machine-gun nest single-handedly, he suddenly got a case of Happy Feet.
Satch_Boogie:
"It's faster, but a coyote is always trying to kill your connection."
Scouty:
"The Cappers run on Central will start in a moment. The Bourbon Street Run was denied by officials. Something about 'decency laws' or something" *crack* <run>
suggs:
'That would be the wrong button, right?'
syd_lexic:
Elementary my dear... AHH! Who the hell are you?
JediClone:
Federal Elian Misapropriation Agency
Artanas:
Well 1 can't 69... unless you're Emo Phillips..
suggs:
'I find your presumption that you can tell me where I 'gots' my shoes illogical.'
JediClone:
Next week on a germridden YSMT: The Abyss MEETS Outbreak... {watery sneeze}
SunSinner:
Can't remember if this is from my pinching newsgroup or my poking newsgroup... dammit, I gotta get organized one of these days.
Artanas:
"Who's the big, white blonde chick that's a hit with some of the pinchers?" Muffy! "You damn right!"
Generik:
You are here-ish.
easy_street:
"3 5 Post, fake right trap, on three... and Reese BLOCK SOMEBODY this time... BREAK!"
Buffoon:
It's called Off... but you're supposed to put it on? No wonder other countries laugh at us.