AgentQ:
Beck attends his father's funeral. "I... *sob* I can't believe you're gone like a light with no filament, kick off your shoes and sink in the pavement..."
Artanas:
'bout this time, them Duke Boys were up ta no good, jus' anudder day wit them hitn'runs...
Angel_Noir:
"Slow down a little, Mom." "Sorry, son. This is my first roll-by." "Sheesh! It's 'drive-by'! You said you wouldn't embarrass me!" "Sorry, sorry."
GuloGulo:
"...your ass!" "...shit creek!" "...a greased flagpole!" Fun for the whole damned family!
saintsammy:
And now it's time to play 'The Feud'!
Sasuke:
"Boba Fett, now that you've been swallowed by the Sarlacc monster, any words for our listeners?"
TravisBickle:
Hitler often introduced these two as his brother Heinrich and his other brother Heinrich.
HanoverF:
Easily Distracted ER... "I need a chest cracker for open chest cardio-vascular massage STA- Hey, my burrito's ready!"
Sasuke:
Martin Lawrence got some serious KP time after constantly addressing his superior officers with "What up?!?"
cc172:
"Now watch closely ladies and gentlemen, at no point will my hands leave my genitals."
Sasuke:
"Hello, Rand McNally consumer service? I think my map might be slightly outdated... could you tell me just what this 'Pangaea' thing is?"
Artanas:
"Well mister Cameron, Kenya didn't fancy Titanic much." "We must invade." "Yessir."