Artanas:
"It's soooooooo easy! Make money now! Hee hee hee, ho ho ho!" Ah, it's Tickle Me Lapre!
Hippie:
Government Training Film #14: "Puppy-dogging Your Way Out of a Police Line-Up."
Seltaeb:
To lighten their image, the KKK tries their own version of MST3K.
Hippie:
Testimonials of strategic warhead victims? "Blew the royal shit outta me. Best bomb ever."
Jazzsoda:
"Hi, I'm Gramps, the ventriloquist's dummy. You may remember me from such hilarious retorts as: 'Get your hand out of my ass, Cocksucker!' and 'I hump the bureau while you're sleeping!'"
Jazzsoda:
"I have a dream... that one day, America will live out the true meaning of it's creed. And, I will drive a huge robotic spider and rule the peasants with fear."
HanoverF:
What's that sign say? "Must be this tall to enter house of ill repute."
Hippie:
EIt's so embarrassing for everyone when Pooh gets drunk and carries the keg around yelling "Tiggers have ruined the neighborhood."
Hippie:
Bargain rather than fight? You are no Jedi!
keogh:
Government Training Film #751: "So You've Got a Lot of Explaining To Do."
AgentQ:
Having taken out the doors of Castle Greyskull and Snake Mountain far too many times, Ram-Man now sits alone and drooling at the Eternia Psych Ward.
Geier:
Luke, brought to a paroxysm of rage by the realization that, without his hand, now he'll need a girlfriend.
CaveDweller:
The Confederacy is going out of business and we're givin' away FREE SLAVES!!! We've lost our lease! Everything MUST go!
Shaft:
It's about damn time somebody stopped complaining about Hanson and DID something!