JediClone:
"Father... can I help you?" "Not unless you're an easily intimidated eight year old who's into Communion wafers."
amycamus:
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, in a special operation, gains leadership skills through a transplant from Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
Artanas:
Christian Slater in "Gleaming The Phallus," tonight on another splotchy edition of You're Shittin' Me Theater.
Gnasche:
"Ebola, Schlemola... Get back to work!"
Balderdash:
oO(...the hell!?! This just doesn't work without snow...)
Artanas:
Telly Savalas is back from the dead in "Mid Afternoon of the Dead" ... "Who bites ya baby? *CRUNCH*"
E_B_A:
True to the law that all cable-advertised pharmaceuticals MUST be named with letters chosen randomly from a Scrabble bag...
Occupant:
Now back to Easily Distracted Coach: "All right you guys, we're gonna tear 'em up! We're gonna... new hygiene poster!"
Gnasche:
"Exercise is for squares, man. We're gonna play some Magic: The Gathering."
Artanas:
Mike Tyson and Kevin Costner in "JFHey, That's My Ear Asshole!" Next week on another oofa edition of YSMT.
HanoverF:
It's Lenin Late Night! "Word to my Prole Posse!"
E_B_A:
"You're gonna fry, Bacon! Har har! FRY! Get it!? Geez, you condemned prisoners have no sense of humor!"