Artanas:
Tonight on Easily Distracted Central Park Rapist... "Into the woods! Now! In... hey, is that Rudy Guiliani???"
Hippie:
Crispin Glover in "Keep Your Hands Off My Beaches," the Don Lapre story. Glover researched the role by swindling several dozen morons.
TravisBickle:
Dimension Films decreased the budget for the third Crow movie. It now consists of a middle-aged man walking around saying "Awk! I want revenge. Awk! Awk!"
Hippie:
Pamela Anderson picking her nose? Hmm. Guess I just miss the artistic elements of anime.
Soozcat:
"Beav? Gee, Dad, I don't know. I think he and Eddie Haskell were gonna go down to the river to swing some drug deals."
Artanas:
"...but it's much faster now! Thank you Love Glove!"
VladtheImpaler:
Buying lemonade has never been more terrifying...
9volt:
There's an architect out there who feels REALLY inadequate!
amycamus:
"Son, I'm gonna have to cite you for at least 14 violations of the "Cool" Act, starting with the leather jacket and white t-shirt."
Angel_Noir:
"Professor X should be considered armed and dangerous. If possible, try to tie his wheels together."
HanoverF:
"Christine says she likes this color better cause the bloodstains stick out!" "You ok, man?" "Christine lets me drive every other mile." "I think I'll walk..."
TravisBickle:
Hiyeee! Ouch! Oh, oh how sad, can no longer have little Jackie Chans. The things I do for show business.