Sasuke:
The Don Corleone University Marching Band's brutal practice methods... By God, they keep the STRAIGHTEST damn lines in the country.
Sasuke:
Fresh out of horse's heads, the Mafia had to resort to the old "flaming bag of poop on the doorstep" bit.
Das_Hunterman:
NAMBLA Trading Cards? Dear GOD, No!
Angel_Noir:
Al Capone: The Early Years. "You heard me, Pop. Just sign my report card and no one gets hurt."
NightTrain:
"While shitting on my desk does get your message across, Perkins, I still need your written resignation, as well."
Clergyman:
"Hah! I still remember what they said... 'I wouldn't store grain in you if you were the last silo on Earth!' Well, folks... check this!"
amycamus:
"Strike! Excellent, Captain! That puts you up by 10. Now Spock has to get a spare or a strike to tie!"
Hippie:
Glad I had a computer to tell me that. I've been wondering what that frightening ringing sound is for years.
Chebwa:
"Oh, John, your apathetic unappealing averageness makes me so HOT."
Hippie:
Emma Thompson hits rock-bottom as a lovesick corpse in "Wedding At Bernie's," a direct-to-"You're Shittin' Me Theater."
Hippie:
Jay Mewes and Kevin Smith in "Amadeus" --Hey, Salarius, you tubby bitch, whatcha composin'? That's fucked up you fat bitch!
JediClone:
Wild improvisation at Comic Relief is funny. Wild improvisation at the supermarket is just damned annoying. Especially in the Express Lane.