rickubis:
"Go out and get a big roast," you said. I asked if you wanted pork or beef. "Surprise me," you said.
rickubis:
Very, *very* few people could understand how to operate window's exterior panel... otherwise known as "windows XP"
UnReality:
Hank eyed the logo. The logo eyed Hank. "Your move, fatso," it said. Then things got ugly.
cambria36:
DAMN!!! That was one wascely wabbit.
stareater:
"Ooooooh, Rickubis is here! Does my hair look okay?"
144b:
Which way is it to France again?
flowbear:
"Where's the brake?" "next to the clutch."
deadparrot:
No animals were harmed. A few had their feelins hurt, though. And we did get the chickens drunk, but that's another story.
carbonbased:
"Y'know, I was the Beatle's first drummer." "Not again, grandpa. I'm begging you."
KindaEvil:
Grandma never gets past the Windows logo without help. When she's alone, she'll just stare at it for hours.
rickubis:
"How can you say that? Coleocanths are playful and intelligent." "Intelligen on a rye bread with mayonaisse, you mean."
rickubis:
The coleocanth. The wondrous lobe-finned fish. Rare, and certainly endangered." "Wow! They sure taste good! Wanna bite of my coleocanth sandwich?" <SLAP>
rickubis:
Pathetic.Asking a cardboard cutout woman for a date. REALLY pathetic: Being turned down.
gleeb:
Uh, no, Mr. Chaney, I wasn't talking about you. It was those guys over there.
Don't piss in my pool. I don't swim in your toilet." "Well, no one told you you *couldn't*. Go ahead, if you want to."
rickubis:
"Yeah... we both find your body attractive. We'd both like to sleep with you. But, we'll have to kill you first, since we're necrophiliacs." "Two chicks, huh? Duh... OK."
rickubis:
The Catholic Church recommends hitting your happy sacks with a brick whenever you have impure thoughts.
rickubis:
It's my pet crow, naking a phone caw.