rickubis:
Radio? Amazing! How do you get the little man inside the box?
rickubis:
Whenever anyone farts near Donald, he gives them a blast with his trumpet. Paybacks, and all that, don't you know.
UnReality:
"Did we forget something...?" <long, long pause> "Pants?" "Good!"
rickubis:
No. I'm just the fastest gun in the *vest*.
rickubis:
"Jeez! I never see you scratching your head, Can'n. Don't *you* have lice?" "Not on my *head*."
rickubis:
I've molded jello that was firmer than your chin.
rickubis:
Oh, no! I'm in a Prince music video!
rickubis:
"Are you seducing me Mrs. Robinson?" "No, I guess not. I was hoping for something with a brain."
rickubis:
Call Hercules Exterminators, and we'll come over and suck the termites right out of your tree.
rickubis:
Jimbo Jumpbackand his mature pet rock, Ferdinand.
rickubis:
Waiter... there's something wrong with my sunnyside-up egg.
rickubis:
P.S. Bring more jam.
becket:
.oO( How do you bounce a check at the Sperm Bank? )Oo.
rickubis:
Don't look at me like that. I had to pee. It was dark. How was I supoosed to know I undid *your* pants?
.oO {Should I eat him? Should I hump him? Should I hump him then eat him? *There's* a good bush to piss on. }
rickubis:
"Wait a minute! One last caption. Let me call it in, since computers haven't been invented yet.
rickubis:
"Now I'll say a word, and you say the first word that comes into your head. Ok?" "Butthead." "Not yet." "Jerk."