TravisBickle:
Ralph Fiennes in "Christ Show" on the next YSMT - "Allright, your father's kingdom is made of many rooms. How many?" "Wow, that's a tough one..."
Angel_Noir:
I want ransom notes from Jerry O'Connel written in nail polish until more cheese is cultivated. Sci-Fi me!
Hippie:
So good, you'll steal them from your loved ones without a second thought. America's breakfast crack.
Angel_Noir:
Next on "Celeberty Roadkill": Dan Cortese! *Honk* "Bring it on, baby!" *Thud!* "EXTREME!" *Rolls over, backs up, rolls over again* "Dude! My spleen!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
.oO(Damn, shot down again. Man, why are all the good looking eggs Lesbian?)
Laserblast:
For Jeff, washing the puke off the side of his house was made much more endurable by using a high powered novelty squirting flower.
Hippie:
And now, Goofus and Gallant show us two very different styles of yankin' the dog in public...
Laserblast:
Most guys agreed that the new "micro-condom" was a great idea, at least until they heard about how much Crazy Glue was needed to keep it on...
Reynard_T_Fox:
Read the Bantam book! Soundtrack features Puff Daddy and the Goo Goo Dolls! Collectible cups at Taco Bell!
Laserblast:
Carleton gets a sick kick out of writing giant novelty checks for $1.00 and post-dating them to 2047.
Artanas:
Then there was the day Mira Sorvino woke up from the worst nightmare of her life. A hand transplant from Ike Turner? Surely it was only a dream *SLAP*
SunSinner:
Here there be cooties.
Hippie:
MWAH MWAH MWAH *What did they say? *I think they said if we sacrifice Linus they'll let us go! *I'd have to agree! *Sorry, Linus!
Meldrick:
"I want to eat my own feces before I crap, I want diet toilet water, I want smellovision brought back. Sci-Fi me.
Occupant:
Little Timmy did nothing all day but fill glass after glass with sweet honey. No one knew how he did it, but it put him through college.
Hippie:
Barry got so good at eating he had absorbed the birthday cake right through his skin before he even blew out the candle.
HanoverF:
It's Sci-Fi's new Mascot, the Unnecessary Scientific Testing Rabbit! He's here to remind you kids not to eat the red pellets! NEVER the red pellets!
JediClone:
Harpo Marx in Scream:...*Honks horn*...*Puts leg on receiver*...*pulls a fish out of his coat*...*click*...*dials Last Call Return. keeps harrasing the psycho*
Hippie:
Andy Richter in "Gettin' Some the Ben Franklin Way"...
Artanas:
"I'd cherish a world set alight with the soft tappings of nudist patriarchs. A belltower constructed of the finest muenster cheese. A nook. Sci Fi Me"
JediClone:
The Ninja in the background is holding up a "Dragonball 3:16" sign by the power of his mind.