Artanas:
Thilbert: Capricorn. Enjoys sliding on his belly, toting his eggsac to and fro, Primus. Hates crossing highways...
Moonlight137:
You can use the card to unlock doors, you can make fun of geeks who aren't members yet, you can.... Hey, where ya goin'?
clover:
Enemy Mine II: Return to Fraggle Rock.
Artanas:
"Hey barkeep, more water! *HIC*" "I think you've had enough mister Christ" "Shaddup or I'll make ya a fish eh?"
JediClone:
When you want your Retro TV Head to be quiet and go to sleep, just cover it with a towel. He'll think it's night time.
kiL0waTT:
*The red button will flush your NEIGHBOR'S toilet! It's fun!*
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Hey! That's sexual harassment and I don't have to take it!" "Look, I just need to clean the countertop." "RAPE!"
kiL0waTT:
Willis Drummond's mysterious pen name, under which he wrote, "This Is What I'm Talking About, Arnold: A Novella by Willis Davidge
JediClone:
"I'm sorry Carl, your hat has prostate cancer." "That's not his prostate, that's my brian- oh dear" "Your Brain? Is it really THAT small? Guess I win the pool."
Occupant:
Note to self: Remember to remove horse head from bed. It's getting gamey.
Artanas:
"Brilliant, sheer brilliance! The best gadget I've ever seen. It's about 6 inches big, and kinda looks like a pitchfork. You jab... food with it and lift"
Hippie:
Man, that's good shit, Kolchak! Can you get more? *I know just the place!
Artanas:
"Got us a new job!" "Really? Super!" "Yep, we'll be replacements for Tyra Banks' breasts for the next season!" "Wow!"
MirandaRamsey:
"Braille's over in the corner!" "Like I wouldn't find it, sightman?"
Snow_Leopard:
Are you troubled by the sudden loss of your eyebrows?
Jedi_Clone:
Callista Flockhart IS Kate Moss AS Karen Carpenter FOR Olive Oyl IN "Thinner Two: Bulimic Bugaloo"
Reynard_T_Fox:
No, stoppit! "The Security...you NEE!" NO, not again! "Security you NEE!" AAGGH! "NEE! NEE! NEE!" AAAGGH!!!
Goob:
"Well, wouldn't you lose yourself in burgers and fries if you knew your whole future consisted of nothing but saying "Good luck, gumshoes," over and OVER?"