Reynard_T_Fox:
"Hello, Michael J. Fox speaking...well, the weather down here is very nice, kinda breezy, but-HEY!"
JediClone:
Richard Dean Anderson IS "MaxGyver"... "I-i-i leeear-n-nred th-th-th-i-sss fr-om the Pr-ro-rofess-ss-ro on Gill-ga-a-an's Is-l-l-land!"
Artanas:
First rule of thumb for fighting the Aborigines...avoid spears at all co...*THUD*
Hippie:
Few noticed Billy's slow transformation into a tribble.
JediClone:
Anakin Skywalker gets in line early for the highly anticipated premeire of "Earth: Episode One"
Occupant:
"Honey! Do I like scary movies?"
Hippie:
I've been building the world's largest computer for five years now. I've only got the mouse finished so far. Thinking of taking a year off...
Angel_Noir:
Trolley is back, and he's PISSED OFF! In YSMT's "Mr. Roger's Kill Zone". Won't you be my victim?
Widget:
"In other news...an alien leech has entered my inner ear and is sucking out my pineal juice...now on to the lighter side of the news.."
Angel_Noir:
"If I could bottle and sell this, I'd make a fortune." "Uh, Bob?" *Sniff* "The colors!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"I can see myself in the lens! Hi there, Don, it's me, Don! He's waving back!"
JoeAnthrax:
"And the oceans shall turn purple with the blood of the Oompa-Loompas if you do not order right now!!! So commands the Mighty Lapre!!!"
DanZero:
o/~Black hole grab, won't you cap...and wash away the shit...~\o
kilroy105:
"Almost there.... almost there... (BZZZZZT!) Damn!"
animebabe:
"Is it serious Doctor? " "yes... I'm afraid it is..." "What's the problem?" "No health insurance"
Torgone:
I'm sorry, Mrs. Nongorilla. Your son has that icky thing that's not good.
animebabe:
I can erod.. I will erod.. Iditarod.
Torgone:
A walnut, Alex? . . dingdingding!