The_Gray_Zombie:
And here we have a shot of Bigfoot heading towards a business luncheon.
Meldrick:
Mr Lovett is confused by Sandy's 'gas, grass or ass' policy.
Laserblast:
"My new fingerprints are wonderful! Thank you, Back-Alley Bob!"
JediClone:
Touch My BeanieBabies And I'll Fucking Kill You!: The Dennis Franz Story.
Widget:
"Everything I know about mad science and tampering in God's domain, I learned at DeVry!"
SunSinner:
"Ye godz...not only does his nose turn red and buzz, but his back leg jerks and his stub becomes prehensile! Tis a right miracle!"
Meldrick:
"We don't know what this one does either, but when we turn it off, we get a note from the pentagon saying 'turn it ON.'"
Widget:
"Well ma'am, I woulda operated on ya sooner, but I didn't have the 'patients'! HA-HAH!!! Gimme another shot o' that anesthetic, nurse..."
Laserblast:
"Daddy, what's Korea?"
LSDisciple:
In 1995 Senator Ben Dover, saved this man's life by jumping on top of an 18-year-old Vietnamese girl-reelect Sen. Ben Dover.
Seg:
The rest is spent playing a hermaph skunk on FurryMUCK.
MrTim:
o/` Does . . . your prisoner lose her flavor/ On the bedpost overnight?/ If your mother says don't kill her/ Will you torture her in spite? o/`
Deus_Ex_Microphona:
"I sure hope Mom doesn't catch me looking at 'Geometric Plots Monthly' again..."
Reynard_T_Fox:
Set from H.R. Giger's *Thundercats*.
AkiraJones:
*urp*"Yeah, now I don't cough up hairballs anymore, but the diarrhea's a bad trade-off. Damn that Olestra!"
Valshiro:
"Ow, my hand."
Reynard_T_Fox:
That's right, buy now, pay later, no hassles, you know you want it, MUWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA-erp, sorry, was thinking about a joke I heard.
Hippie:
In other news, Tammy Wynette was successfully exhumed today...
AkiraJones:
Einstein drops some acid and invents his "Theory of Bitchin' Righteousness" before going out for some munchies.
Valshiro:
"Whoah! Spidey is going postal!"
JediClone:
Hi! I'm Judy and (flips cuecard) I'll be your waitress tonight! If you (flips cuecard) have any questions or want to know (flips cuecard) the specials, just ask!