amycamus:
Little House on the Ashtray.
TravisBickle:
"It's time, Travis..." "You're death?!? Johnathan Brandis?" "Always the one you least expect." "No, I just can't believe I've taken you so seriously."
Artanas:
"Really, Mister Sheets? I didn't notice the fine print." "Your mistake." "Yep, oh well, guess I gotta spill my seed now eh?" "Yes, into the dish please."
tadpole:
"So it's agreed then?" "Yup! We each get one breast apiece.." "Fine by me." "Now, onto the remaining orifices..."
TravisBickle:
"BOO! Hi guys, didn't expect to find me here? Time for the torture to begin." "Just came out of the closet, Carlton?" "I've swallowed so many souls for less."
Reynard_T_Fox:
"And in here is the automatic abbatoir, where-hey, don't lean on that butt-*click* *whirr* AIIIIIEEEE!!!!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
Iowa? I warned about that global warming and the ice caps melting and all. Didn't I? Huh? Didn't I?
Artanas:
Mr Monopoly is proud as a peach showing off his harem. Advance to Go indeed.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Mr. Sheets' plan even works for us token blacks!" "Girl, you are FINE, you all dat and a bag a' chips!" "Uh, sure, Harold, whatever."
EvilFurby:
Actually, they found a nickel near the clothesline, but hey, this reads better.
Artanas:
"Yeah, I'm looking into the mirror right now. Okay... Sheetsman... Sheetsman.... Sheetsman.... She -- say, did you say 4...or 5 times?"
Laserblast:
Jim Henson's Walken Babies! "You know... where I hid my freakin' dolly? My ASS."
Sanagi:
Who'd've thought the old man had so much pus in him?
MrTim:
Look, just pop the damn zit and get it over with!
Sanagi:
Honey, I think that's enough duct tape. I can't move. When does the bondage stuff start? Honey? Hello?
Reynard_T_Fox:
Right as the big-wheel goes off the cliff, a freeze-frame from Thelma and Louise, Episode I.
Vt:
Now, at last, THE PERFECT TELESCOPE OBJECTIVE MIRROR. [mad lafter].
Bigstupid:
"Caption This" was never much fun in DOS format...
The_Gray_Zombie:
The Programming executive of Sci Fi, The Rat Faced Weasely Little Bastard.
Loodvig:
You couldn't ask for a better sniper shot...
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Thank you, Dark Phoenix, now watch as Napalm-Brite restores the finish right before your eyes! It's amazing!"