HanoverF:
"Hey Barry Diller, this is for you-" "Thanks!" "To sit on!" "...."
clover:
If you look closely, you can see Ringo plotting George Harrison's death.
Meldrick:
Gandalf's Stag party day 117, the film arrives.
HanoverF:
Billy Zane's interpretive Shat left many judges, in their own words, Crestfallen, but he did shoot DiCaprio, which explains all the perfect 10's.
JediClone:
Ironically, this wasnt really the autograph of the Indian god of the underworld. Indy was being misled by Kali's ghostwriters...
HanoverF:
"Oh ...these are.... eating glasses... I'm not Superman."
Zonk:
"Goodbye, Short Round." "Goodbye, Tall Square."
Reynard_T_Fox:
Well, you'll never again complain about the working conditions in Nike factories if you ever see their break room...
tadpole:
"I've been waiting for you Dav... I mean, Indy..."
Occupant:
Bud . . .
Occupant:
. . . weis . . .
Occupant:
. . . er!
keogh:
"NOW can I have the home loan?" "Keep going. You should see a pit of snakes up on the left."
HanoverF:
"It slices, It dices, It Never Needs Sharpening... How much would you pay? But wait there's more, watch how easy it *chop* AIIEEEEE"
JediClone:
... and the lovely lady Anij is decked out in a faceless Gucci nightgown and matching chain, ready for a night of opression with this stylish combo!
JediClone:
Pre-production begins for The Indiana Jones Trilogy Special Edition... "So what's the point of adding CGI biplanes in this scene?" "Lining George's pockets." "Oh."
Occupant:
Crowds gather at Lost and Found for Disneyland's nightly missing child raffle.
keogh:
"One child moved a single punchcard, and our satellite link became an AI that took over Guam. The lesson? Ladies, please watch your children."
HanoverF:
"Look Bill, It's got an extra Y Chromosome, just like you!"
HanoverF:
"Wow, Look Bill, it's got a stainless steel Hamster wheel inside, just like you!"
HanoverF:
"Look Bill, it's got tassles, just like you!"
Occupant:
By the 21st Century, an estimated 20% of American homes will have telephone machines.
Occupant:
By the 21st Century, every home will have thier own electric Vicki Lawrence.
KINGDINOSAUR:
Visit Christ World. Walk on water. Bring the dog.