Artanas:
Not yet Sonny Crockett...coming soon to CBS...starring Christian Slater and an overtly horny Philip Michael Thomas.
Occupant:
Rebecca DeMornay and Harry Anderson in "The Hand That Rocks Dave's World"
Reynard_T_Fox:
Mother Abigail's audition would eventually be thrown out with no reason given. It's all politics at Precious Moments, you see.
Artanas:
"M-O-O-N, that spells these overalls are kinda snug in all the right places. Laws yes, take a look at this, Stu!"
HanoverF:
"M-O-O-N, that spells Rob Lowe wearing a thong! Laws yes!" "What took you so long to leave?" "Rob Lowe in a thong, laws yes!"
Occupant:
"M-O-O. . .um. . .LINE!"
vendo:
"Dave...I'm afraid...Dave..."
Reynard_T_Fox:
Sci-Fi 2.0: We've finally gotten rid of that bug in certain movies that caused those annoying silhouettes in corner of the screen.
Sanagi:
@#$% Sally Struthers correspondence course...
HanoverF:
Welcome back to Parker Lewis Can't Goose-Step... "OK, hands on my hips and...Whaaaa!" *THUD*
Sanagi:
Steven King's "The Grope."
Mr13:
"It was an impressive distance and accuracy shot, but I think you oughtta cut down on the cranberry juice."
JediClone:
Peppridge Farms remembers!... Peppridge Farms ALWAYS remembers... you don't want to cross Peppridge Farms... Peppridge Farms knows where you live...
vendo:
"I know I'm breaking down the fourth wall here, but I just have to say it...Save the Indian Red Crayola! Thank you."
HanoverF:
"I'll save you, Gabrie-EEEEH! Mother Abigail, what the hell are you doing in my Xena fantasy?!"
Occupant:
The fifth blade pulls out still more of that pesky whisker so that the sixth, seventh, and eighth blades can perform their unholy tasks.
Gnasche:
"The trick is to continue walking towards automatic doors. Don't stop. They can sense fear."
Reynard_T_Fox:
"M-O-O-N, that spells Hi, I'm Tomina, wanna buy me a drink?"
Artanas:
How Billy Blanks shits a Reese's...
Gnasche:
Richard Dean Anderson must have wasted $3.75 before the Love Machine responded with "Stud."
MirandaRamsey:
"I'm a intellectual of the first fantactual. Quantum physics and muscle beautiphical are my venturolibus."
Angel_Noir:
Christie attempts to pronounce "cheese", Day 4...
Laserblast:
The heir to the Boyardee throne.
MirandaRamsey:
1-800-Hot-Herb