Neoknight:
Rejected Super Hero #125: The Native American Tunneling Duo
Dairai:
"What? What are you staring at, young Robinson? What? Something green? WHAT??" The robot was so easy to fuck with...
MrZyzyk:
"No June this time he's gone too far!" "But John, boys will be boys." "June, I've got a freakin' ROCKET THROUGH MY HEAD, what don't you understand!"
Artanas:
"Don't make me whispy, you wouldn't like me when I'm whispy"
SoundGuy4U:
They've unwittingly stumbled into an Oompa-Loompa rehab center
TravisBickle:
"Iggy Pop's got the dry heaves." "Performance art?" "Not exactly, just waiting to see if he passes anything." "Ahhh..."
Scouty:
"I's scared, I's don wanna die!" NEXT!! "Don't wanna be in yer dumb Witch movie any ways!"
Misha358:
"I think that rhino horn aphrodisiac has some side effects."
JediClone:
"Oh wait! NOW I've figured the bridge riddle ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuttt-"
Dairai:
"...and here we have your new toothbrush, 007. Push this button, and it can go up to six mile an hour if the road's level..."
Artanas:
"So remember kids, not all indians work in casinos, some actually make a good living through exotic dancing! And that's one to grow on"
Dairai:
Well, I guess June *couldn't* wait 'til she got back to the ship...
GersonK:
Maxim - for when you're too embarrassed to buy real porn
Occupant:
The Statue of Libertine?
Scouty:
"Not only does she give good massages, she's made intirely of coconuts!" "That's..uh, great professor...."
Reynard_T_Fox:
"What? My pillow's stuck up there? Damn, not again..."
Occupant:
"Sure I'm a trojan. Wanna see my prophylactics?"
Artanas:
Uh-oh, somebody gave the happy hammer to Bjork! "Yip yip yip!" Flee!