HanoverF:
Honey I Shrunk Harvey Firestein
RIZZZ:
Refresh my memory. Which Backstreet Boy is this again?
BrakYeller:
The SciFi Channel: Taking the science of Pez to a whole new level.
BrakYeller:
The Normal Bates Motherlauncher 5000. Available on a staircase near you!
Reynard_T_Fox:
In 1994, a group of birdwatchers set out in search of the legendary Blair Woodpecker...
Artanas:
Sasquatch? PFFLLT! Try and catch a Reynard in the wild! Cha!
JediClone:
"No seriously, do I look fat? Over...Over?... OVER!.. dammit!"
Gnasche:
Margot Kidder requests clearance before taking off from LAX.
JediClone:
Is there ANY part of the body E! *wont* sensor?
Gnasche:
"Well, first suggestion...you might get more return business if you place the chairs right-side-up."
JediClone:
"Any questions?" "Yes, Mr Puff Daddy... Do you think Weird Al sampling you was redundant?" "<cries>"
Occupant:
No matter how big the park, Carl always manages to find the one pile of dog doo.
JediClone:
"I AM Sci-fi!" -Marilyn Manson. My eyes! My eyes!
Reynard_T_Fox:
"No no no, first you put your hand upon *my* hip, then when I dip, you dip-" "And then we dip?" "Exactly."
Occupant:
Due to budget cutbacks, Kolchak was forced to get to stories by bus and roller skates.
Reynard_T_Fox:
For girls who have been in teleporter accidents, press 46.
SpydieGirl:
"Ah....CHOO!!"
medusaD:
"No, I'm not staring!! My hairs' pulled too tight, and I can't shut my eyes!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
Box: "Well, what did I tell you about using in a nonventilated area?" Faucet:"Yes! Listen to the box, it knows alllll..."
Rousedower:
I see three perky things.
__superfly__:
I believe this is mine, and ill be going now, thank you