BuckFifty:
*hic* "I'm here to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum... *slur* And I'm all outta ass..." *passes out*
Lu_Bu:
"I'm telling you, I was framed!" (Sorry)
GersonK:
The product of a menage between Douglas Adams and Stephen King. Every five years he publishes fifty books at once.
claimdude:
'My wife just loves to pick'em off my head and eat 'em! Isn't she swell?'
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Yeah yeah, I predict youse gonna cough up four ninety-five for da pleasure a' chattin' with me, jerky! Butt quick!"
Jazzsoda:
Kyle's gone undercover as a stopsign again, in hopes of making another big "rolling 'California' stop" bust.
BrakYeller:
Easily Distracted Micheal Zorek: "I've never been in those kinds of films, detect-- OOH! A film crew!" (strips)
JediClone:
"Yeah, we're overweight underconditioned cops! You wanna make something of it?" "Well, what would you do if I did? CHASE me?" "... well... no..."
Reynard_T_Fox:
Mentos...the Fresh-*SCREEEEECH* *CRASH*
Jazzsoda:
"Whnnu tnnknh bnth mhntvn?" (Translation:"Whatchu talkin 'bout, McVeigh?")
Seltaeb:
Carl thinks it would be easier for his doctor to measure his temperature if he had a big meat thermometer lodged in his skull.
E_B_A:
"the pink areas designate Bill Gate's future real estate investments..." "And the blue?" "That's the water." "I see."
E_B_A:
"Wow! A hammock for your foot!" *PUSH* "OOOWWW!" "Neat." *PUSH!* "AUUUGH!" "This is fun." *PUSH!* "STOP THAT! OOOOHHH! PLEASE!"
HanoverF:
o/` If I knew you were coming I'd have knitted a cake...
Occupant:
"I'm Your Man"? Right, George. And I'm yours.
Seltaeb:
"Sorry ma'am, but your insurance doesn't cover Band-Aids, so I'll just have to blow on your cut until it scabs..."
E_B_A:
"Little ruffians! And they didn't even get my phone number right..." *PSST!* *PSSSS* "There."
matrix29:
Mommy my pillow smells funny...