E_B_A:
"Here's the Dixie cups full of Pepto you requested, Mr. Lucas..." "Thanks... I can't write Jar Jar's lines without them."
clover:
Later, while working night shift at the local old folks home...the Pillsbury Dough Boy reconsiders becoming 'a real boy'
GersonK:
"Can I finish? Can I finish? CanIfinish? CanIfinish? canifinish canifinish *starts dancing* canifish canifish o/~ canifish canifish"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Honey? Have you seen the dog?" "Ayuh. Cleanin' 'im off my nine-iron." "I'm sorry?"
AgentQ:
"Dad!" "Come on, you little fucker." "It's a carnival, dad!" "You said beach, I give you beach." "But-" "Get in the fuckin' water." *lob* *splash*
BuckFifty:
Tonight on CT Etiquette 101- What not to do... "*type* Sorry, Not interesting WITH graphics... heheheh" *BLAM* *slump* Any questions?
BuckFifty:
"We don't care, we're in love. Until I graduate from Fridge College, we'll get by on the money XT-14 makes at the granola factory.."
E_B_A:
"You can never defeat the mighty Ginkgo Biloba! I am the true Chess master!" "Whatever dad... you just castled a bishop." "Crown me!" "Stop it."
Neoknight:
The UN Council On Worldwide Peace was interrupted when Bob ran in yelling "Can someone get me out of this damn chino finger-trap! Damn slanty-eyed freaks!"
AgentQ:
Meanwhile, children starve in the streets. God bless America.
JediClone:
"Oh Dorothy, you look so fine tonight... o/' If I only had a Mojo..." "EEK!"
Gnasche:
Nancy Regan tries to find her way back to her dealer's alley.
HanoverF:
Hey looks like Dennis Miller found something else you can get for a buck, a hobo to wash your windshield! Suck the exaust Dennis! Suck it!
AgentQ:
"Unidentified flying object? What's unidentified about it? It's Glopnar's ship. He flies around, phases in and out, sometimes likes to zap at us. We love him."
Angel_Noir:
"Make me feel like a woman!" "OK. Your salary was just cut in half. Make me a sandwich."
Reynard_T_Fox:
Time to breast-feed Baby Dave Bowman, I see.
MrTim:
Yeah, in both directions!
JediClone:
Meanwhille, at a Vulcan fertility clinic...