ReynardTurns19Today:
Looks like it's Betty Ford time for Bily Corgan...
SunSinner:
"Well, if Rey doesn't want his 19 birthday spankings, then I'm ready, willing and able. But please, be gentle."
MadSigntist:
"....and so, since we didn't have enough to get a stripper for your birthday, Rey, we got you this nice wine bottle full of my blood. Bottoms up!"
Geier:
Actually, Captain, these are my genitals. ...And don't tell me YOURS don't list a little bit to one side or the other!
BuckFifty:
"o/~ My love for you is like a truck..." "Bezerker..." "Would you like some making f*ck..." "Bezerker..."
MadSigntist:
"We've decided to forego the customary eyelid fluttering and breathless gasps, and put each of your in 'Kirk Receptiveness' position."
FryGirl:
At Diesel Driving Academy, we'll learn ya to drive a truck!
BuckFifty:
"o/~ We got a great big convoy, truckin' through the NIIIGHT..." "Um, Mom?" "Yes dear?" *BLAM*
Annakie7:
Wow...is he going to rip off his head and replace it with that bowling ball?
HanoverF:
"Wow, that wax sculpture of Jeromy Irons is a great likeness!" "Wax?"
Smoker:
...and all these computer viruses can be yours for the low, low price of... well, just call.
Artanas:
Followed by Ron Jeremy in Pube... "Is the room safe?" "I dunno... HAIR! HAIR!" *SWISH*
E_B_A:
Nuclear testing on the head of Lucille Ball continues dispite NATO requests to stop.
Occupant:
In later years, Carol Merrill would stand around and point at practically anything.
kilroy105:
Poor Hanz. All of the other chefs didn't care for him. Something about his constant use of the word "BORK!" frightened them.
E_B_A:
"Gert... wanna explain why my ties are all stapled together?" "I PEED ON THE FLOOR!" "I see..."
Artanas:
Followed by The Overjoyed Organ and immediately afterwards, The Droop
E_B_A:
Then Barney showed the kids his tattoo...