JediClone:
Our hero slips in a pool of blood & gets a red stripe on her back. Pinhead starts chasing her with a French accent:"Ah, mon petite Cenobite femme fatal!"
E_the_E:
It's the Big Book of British Smiles.
Artanas:
John Carpenter's "Ba'al Lives" now continues... "I can here to mutilate flesh and chew cartilage, and I'm all outta cartilage..."
E_B_A:
"Okay... all right... I'm the man in the box... I'm buried in my pit... can I go now?"
Reynard_T_Fox:
That morning, Bruce Willis woke to find Steve Buscemi's head in his bed. "Wow! I gotta stiff the mob more often!"
JediClone:
"Duck... Duck... Duck... Goose!" "Goose?" "GOOSE! *Body Snatchers howl*" "Kill the intruder!" "Honkhonkhonk! *flies away*"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Damn, Emma, you're really glowing." "Women do not glow! They...oh wait, yes we do."
JediClone:
But in the racially charged world of the 50s, their love could never be. He was white trash. She was white-white-white trash. She was 3 times better than him!
HanoverF:
The Tampon of the Covenant? How bizarre, how bizarre...
JediClone:
Chopping down trees all day is OK. But I always wanted to be... an English comedian!
E_B_A:
The choice of Tom Cruise! Hey, he married Kidman! Try it! Try it! Kidman, we mean...
Reynard_T_Fox:
Psst...don't eat the pudding...
Dudefish:
Still life with order form
E_B_A:
We now return to pictures from Thing's family album-here's good old Uncle That at Christmas...
Reynard_T_Fox:
"o/ I'm siiinging in the . . . uh . . . slightly overcast conditions... o/"
HanoverF:
"I'm a baton, Twirl me!" Shut up, Hank "I've been a naughty baton, twirl me rotten!" I'm calling the police!
JediClone:
"I tell you a *cardiovascular surgeon* killed my wife!" "That's enough out of you! You're under arrest!" *cuffs the prosthetic arm*
SpinyNorma:
Being a true gentleman, Steve slapped himself for getting fresh.