MrZyzyk:
I need to furnish my apartment in modern yet tasteless furniture--IKEA ME!
E_B_A:
...Jar Jar Binks is coated with paper mache' and Christmas tinsel and thrown into the Mohave Desert. Better watch!
Hippie:
Dear Charmin: Is this what you consider a quality product? Pencils scratch right through it...
JoeAnthrax:
"Senor Wenclas, speak to me! Dammit live, damn you...LIVE!!!" "S'Alright...ugh." "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
medusaD:
"It's for you Elmer, something about wabbit season."
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Shhh, be vewwy qwuiet! I'm stalking Elmer, huh-huh-huh-huh!"
DanZero:
"No more apples in the vending machine, please!"
Hippie:
Man, I can't believe we both wore the same accessories! We should call each other next time.
Jazzsoda:
I'm THERE! Anybody else going to dress up as a bowel movement?
TravisBickle:
Yeah ma, *hack cough*... Keith Richards has been treating me real good *spit puke*... Yes, I've remained pure *drool*...
Dairai:
Thank you, Mr. Microscope. I'll never touch a Dorito again...
Angel_Noir:
"What do you call sex on your planet." "It is unpronouncable. The closest translation is 'maybeillcallyou'." "Figures."
E_B_A:
The new Dodge Extensionofmymanhood! Looks great and packs over 5000 horsepower! 5000!
Artanas:
"Those weren't chocolates, were they Art?" Nope, balled up yak feces "I knew it"
Jazzsoda:
America, get ready for the Spice Villagers, coming soon to a Sam Goody's near you.
SunSinner:
A little more Vaseline on the lens, man! C'mon! He looks more like Harrison Ford the thicker you slap it on.
Angel_Noir:
"I sense that Beau is getting hit in the groin." "Like the Corsican Brothers?" "Yep." "What do we do about it?" "Just live in the moment, baby..."
clover:
Oh my God...it's full of buttery goodness!
MadSigntist:
"Well, what I *usually* do, is start at the snout and work my way out the asshole. Got any mustard? Hmmmmm."
Reynard_T_Fox:
[7] days silverfish-free!
Jazzsoda:
Chrysler's hood ornaments have really gotten out of hand, I think that's the entire cast of Cheers!