Scouty:
Balance a spoon on your nose contest is not good first date material. How do I know? Uh....shut up! just shut up!
JediClone:
*Bugs Bunny voice:* Hey look at the new Dick Tracy charactor: Llama Head!
E_B_A:
"And the blue one controls little Erma's bladder functions..." *PRESS* "EEK!"
Artanas:
. o O (Goddamn menstruating seagulls...)
BuckFifty:
"Are you there God? It's me, Margar..." *firey explosion* "HAW HAW HAW! 'IT'S ME MARGARET' NOW BITCH!" (Even God gets ticked off sometimes)
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Quick! Into this cinderblock wall!" "Huh?" *THUD*
TravisBickle:
"I'm the king of the-BZZZT! I'm the king of the BZZZZT!" "Man that's the last time I make out with a generic director from Stepford."
Meldrick:
"I inhabit the cosmic cube. I've seen primitive cultures like your die for 10000 years. I've lost the remote control. I AM SCI-FI!"
SunSinner:
*slap!* How DARE you say such filth before a lady! You accursed mountebank!
Meldrick:
A shot of the factory where the anime female cast members are assembled.
JediClone:
The Statue Of Liberty's Kid Brother. Libra. Enjoys standing around looking important. Suffers from "Crown Envy". Looking for a tall woman, a very tall woman.
Valshiro:
"If I stare at this wall, maybe my shorts will get tighter!"
JediClone:
"Go-go Gadget Sphincter!" *sproing!* "Ack-" *thud*
TravisBickle:
"Yep, it's Adam Ant allright." "Okay, leave him for the vultures."
Bigstupid:
Attention PrimeStar customers...We own your souls now. But isn't that better than when TCI did?
Angel_Noir:
Easily Distracted Yahoo Serious. "The dingo ate my-whoa, I suck!"
Artanas:
"I don't have an airbag, but strapping my baby to the steering wheel sure works well! Watch this!"
regalbegal:
Urkel's home, I guess we need to newspaper the floor again
Angel_Noir:
Joe Cocker, for America's Dairy Farmers. o/` "What would you do, if I slurped out loud? Would my mustache look funny on me?"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Uh, Bill, are you sure this semi-truck sidecar is really a good idea?" "Course it is, course it is." *WHAM*
JediClone:
Which one of these people thinks Jar Jar is funny? If you guessed the Japanese guy on the floor who killed himself because of the shame you made the right call!