JediClone:
Life's a female human and then you get put to sleep
Carmilla67:
Cry Havoc! And let slip the...oh, screw it. Let's just go for walkies.
HanoverF:
The dissapearing quarter was passe compared to David Copperfields hypnotic blinking nipple
Annakie7:
This year's prom theme: "Purgatory".
HanoverF:
"Digni-what? Dignity? ...Did you make that word up?"
JediClone:
... will not be seen tonight to bring you The Hansons: Behind The Music.
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Do you like to sketch? Doodle? Then you may have what it takes to disembowl your neighbor and eat his spleen with crackers."
Meldrick:
o/` Picture yourself in a picture in a picture/ with Rod Serling berbling/ while smoking your eyes...
icabod:
Ooops! Looks like a job for TheFreshMaker! sproing!*limp* /squat/ .pfft1.oOZOOM!
KINGDINOSAUR:
And then after the Cadillac sniffs the Nova's exhaust, the Caddie mounts the Chevy and that's how Yugos were made.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"It's called a Transistifier Radiomatron!" "Keen!"
GersonK:
"I am in a totally groovy headspace, care to join me?" "Naaaw, Mike Douglas is on in 15 minutes" Life was hard without VCRs
GersonK:
ooo 0 (Hmm, Lisa Bigtits. Honey Eatmeout. Janet Fucksalot) - Hard at work on the next script
icabod:
"You are under arrest for making cheesy origami." "What? I didn't know that was a crime!" "Welcome to Singapore, Yankie!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
.oO(I'm in my Happy Place now, I'm in my Happy Place now, Happy Place, Happy Place, Happy Place, Plappy Hace, Purple Haze, ah FUCK IT!!!)
Phrank5959:
Yes... I'm sure I want the stud HERE... Now, just gimmie the damn percing...
E_B_A:
Let's watch the fun as loveable "Pants-dropping Earl" gets forceably removed from many respectable establishments!
Occupant:
"Were you always a woman?" "Were you?"
E_B_A:
Unfortunately, his sunburn gave his secret identity away...
Dudefish:
Fetch this, Alfred. Fetch that, Alfred. Wash my codpiece, Alfred. I'd like to shove it in HIS batcave...
Reynard_T_Fox:
o/ LIKE A ROCK! o/