Angel_Noir:
"Freeze!" "Computer. Lower the temperature. Anything else, Captain?" "Asshole!"
Tumbler:
"Spock ... I ... can't feel my .. legs." "Then I won't either Captain."
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Freeze, Spock! I have a labelmaker, and I know how to use it!" "Turn the dial to the desired letter, push the button, and repeat?" "...Yes."
echostation:
"Captain, the crew want to know if they can all partake of a taste of your girdle-sweat"
Angel_Noir:
"Sir, the crew request the right to call their phasers 'nines' and that we change the name of the ship to 'USS Impala'."
E_the_E:
"This is for not being 7of9!" *blasts Spock*
Angel_Noir:
"Captain, the aliens are revolting." "How's our crew?" "They don't appear to be visually appealing either. Thank you. I shall remain here all week."
E_the_E:
"Why use a phaser when you can just stun me by removing your girdle?" *gets blasted*
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Wait a minute, Spock! You forgot to kiss Mr. Turtle good night!" "I am opposed to putting my lips on that foul little reptile, Captain." "WAAAHHH!!!"
tedj:
Hey man, you got any change cuz their like throwing me out of the methodone clinic and I can't say at my chick's cuz she's shacked up with a Klingon drummer....
E_the_E:
"Pop quiz, Spock, what is boring, has pointy ears, and is about to die?" *blasts Spock*
Laserblast:
"And I WILL strike DOWN!!! upon... you with...greatvengeanceandfurious ANGER!!!... and you will *know* my name is the LORD-" *Vulcan neck pinch*
E_the_E:
"So, you're the one who flushed the Captain's Log!" *blasts Spock*
Laserblast:
"Captain, I fail to see the logic of how, as you so quaintly put it, you might "smoke my ass", as my posterior is facing the opposite direction at the moment.
The_Enigma:
If you stare long enough.. They start moving. Just barely! They get closer to eachother.. *StareTwitchStare*