notorious:
"Luuuuke.... I am your paperboy..."
animebabe:
And who says mail order husbands aren't affordable for everyone?
Generik:
"Hee hee heee... Motel 6, dang it! We'll leave the Lysol for ya! Hee hee hee..."
Neoknight:
"Well, it says your lifeline ends...." *beam falls on her head* "here."
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Hey guys! Back here! I just emerged from my chrysalis, how do I look?"
JediClone:
o/' I'm Clooney the Teapot, short and stout! There is my agent, I'm on my way out!..
JediClone:
The Hunchback Of Wall Street now continues... "Tax Shelteeeer! Tax Shelteeeer!"
Angel_Noir:
Easily Distracted capti-whoa! I have a family!
echostation:
This extremely life-like blow-up doll can be yours if you call this toll-free number now..."
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Look, Paul, John is dead. He's been dead for almost 20 years. How many more songs can we make from Yoko's old answering machine tape?"
SunSinner:
That's what you get for trying to force the cap off of the childproff aspirin, Scott. Next time, get off your macho kick and just align the arrows.
Artanas:
Methinks Rod Stewart needs a higher roof...
Artanas:
Bigfoot now hosts Masterpiece Theater? "Unga, today special is twisty at end BWAAA. Enjoy show"
KINGDINOSAUR:
Behind the scenes footage. Marlon Brando orders take-out.
Reynard_T_Fox:
All the stars are backstage at-hey! There's Dennis Miller! "Wha?" So, Dennis, you going to do a rant about your leather-clad "personal trainer" there? "Ack!"
echostation:
"Do you think this dress is too 'flowery'?"
Sanagi:
"Hi, I'm Darth Maul. This is my only line."
E_B_A:
"Hey kiddies and welcome to Bondage Playhouse! I'll be your mistress, Samantha... oh oh YES have we got some great cartoons for you! But first, the clamps!"