Dairai:
Not for a million bucks, pal...
Artanas:
"It's a paper mache statuette filled with assorted candies?" "Yes, a pinata Jeff" "Ah, pinata...pinata... say, is pinata German for 'tickle this'?" *sigh*
JediClone:
And this is how Brundlefly appraises antique teacups... "These cups all suck!...but this sugarbowl is... magnificant... "
cscott:
Hey! Soylent people ARE green!
MadSigntist:
"....so he said to me, 'Your wife sucked in Transylvania 6-5000'. I puked on his leg and ate it. Bastard."
Meldrick:
The Brundlefly action figure! Push his back and watch him stammer incoherently!
Occupant:
Gesundheit!
MadSigntist:
"You see, somehow during that second transport, a... a load of dirty dishes, aluminum siding and my milk glass collection must have got in the pod with me &..."
RIZZZ:
The weather report calls for a Fauvist to slightly Impressionistic day, with a slight chance of Cubism.
Occupant:
I've heard of people who were lantern jawed, but this is the first I've seen who was lamp faced.
Artanas:
"It would seem there's someone behind you, I mean right behind you, going like this, well, a little like this, with a gun of some sorts. You *BLAM* watch..."
PsiBolt:
Air Crisps: Made from only the tenderest parts of ground-up used Air-Jordans... We put our foots in your mouths...
MadSigntist:
"You wanna tumble with Brundle? Promise not to fumble with my bundle? Speak up, don't mumble."
HRPuffenstuff:
"Yo. Adrian. I gotta be da fly. I don' know how to be anything else..."
Agent_Moldy:
"Whatta ya say? A little rumble in the jungle? Don't wanna bumble the Brundle? You humble the bundle."
Meldrick:
"Wherever there's a kid pullin off wings, where ever a spider sucks the body fluids from it's still living prey, I'll be there."
JediClone:
o/' and Flyyyyyyyeeiiieeeiii will always love yoooouuuu...
HRPuffenstuff:
Where America takes its pleasures? Well, yeah, occassionally out back near the dumpsters...
Meldrick:
"Everything will be alright, Jeff provided a grest heaping pile of triceratops dung for you to have the kids in."
MadSigntist:
"Chucky the Colon's Contents here to say, spicy food can make him irritable and result in something like me. So, beware."
SunSinner:
Too much SoCal sunlight'll do that to you, Mr. Hasselhoff. Still, there's always your singing.